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Open Letter To Festival Thieves: Stay Home You Wretched Wooks
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Tales of Survival: Stoned Shopper Endures Minor Social Interaction During Munchie Run
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Letters to LL: “How Can I Enjoy Events When Newbies Are RUINING The Scene?”
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“Good Music & Positive Vibes Speak For Themselves”: A Candid Conversation With Paul Abad
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4 New Age Sayings We Should All Stop Saying
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“Music Festivals Are Full Of Druggies” Says Man Who Spent Australia Day Vomiting Beer Into Garden
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Greens MP: Politicians Acting “As Though History Doesn’t Matter” With “Bankrupt” Drug Policies
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Dear First-Time Doofers: Get Your Head Out Of The Festival Gutter
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The Ultimate Comedown Playlist (featuring 7 track titles mentioning ‘coming down’, naturally)
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Should Police Charge Festivals For Their Attendance?
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Did A North Korean Spy Infiltrate The Goat Shed Rave?
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A Gentleman’s Guide To Declining That Disgusting, Sweaty Hug
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Letters to L.L “How Do I Tell My Housemate I’d Rather Drive Alone Than Give Him A Lift?”
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“I Woke Up To A Strange Man Watching Me Sleep”: Why Sexual Predators LOVE Bush Doofs
It was 10:18 pm when I awoke and realised I...
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Letters to L.L. “I Can’t Dance Without Wondering What Others Think, Help!”
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An Open Letter To Gladys Berejiklian – The Rave Killer
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New Survey Shows 100% of Doofers Believe The Scene Was Better When They First Started
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DMT User Finally Shuts Up About Ego Death 31 Years After First Hit
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