Fence Jumper Caught With 3g of Coke “Couldn’t Afford Ticket”

Security guards at Ipswich’s Peace, Love & Cultural Wilderness Festival have caught an 18-year-old man trying to get into a festival for free, despite the fact he alleges he arrived with 3 grams of cocaine in his pocket. Ipswich local Dart McDurry came undone when security guard Staunch Stauncherson spotted the teenager perching atop the […]

New Survey Shows 100% of Doofers Believe The Scene Was Better When They First Started

A new poll conducted by Literally-Every-Subculture Research has revealed 100% of doofers believe mainstream attendees have been worryingly diluting the underground scene ever since they first left the mainstream to start attending the underground events. The poll, which also asked doofers what they think the scene’s core values are, showed: • 5% of doofers tore […]

DMT User Finally Shuts Up About Ego Death 31 Years After First Hit

A Brisbane man who allegedly underwent an “ego death” after taking the psychedelic drug DMT at a 1987 bush doof has finally stopped ranting about his experience 31  years later. Up until just weeks ago, Astro Hypnahorse – a self-proclaimed reiki healer and gut health advocate –  had been recounting his first DMT trip in […]