An Open Letter To Goat Owners: Stop Bringing Your Hipster Pet To Doofs

Hey you! Yeah, you in the overalls with the straight fringe, a cold brew coffee in one hand and a goat on a rope in the other. Enough is enough. You need to stop bringing your bloody goat to doofs. They’re dangerous. They’re destructive. They’re anti-social. And they suffer when you take them to parties. […]

The Doof Scene Is Changing: A Not-So-Beautiful Weekend

It’s not a lot to ask for a culture of respect and equality to be upheld in the doof scene when most of us are there to feel exactly that. But the scene is changing, and like storm clouds crawling over a sunny sky, a negative energy seems to be seeping into doof weekends, overshadowing […]