Skip to main content

HeavenBeing

62 Natural Highs Recommended By Doofers

We asked you for your best natural highs, and you delivered! If you’re feeling flatter than a mashed cat today, why not have a crack at this list of tried and true treatments!? Things You Can Do At Home 1. “Love” 2. “That self inflating feeling of knowing your genre is superior” 3. “Compersion” 4. […]

Queensland Premier Unveils State’s First Water-Resistant Train

Satire Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk and a crowd of people employed by the Premier gathered this morning to throw a ceremonial bucket of water on the state’s first water-resistant train. “This train is guaranteed to withstand everything from soft showers to fine drizzle,” the Premier announced to a press huddle consisting of one (1) One Nation […]

Would You Vote For A Politician Who Enjoys Magic Mushrooms?

From magical nights spend waking along the beach on magic mushrooms, to a head planted firmly in the toilet, Fiona Patten has seen it all. In this frank interview, the Reason Party leader explains how her personal experiences with drugs have shaped her desire for drug law reform. Q: Were you raised to see drug […]