Scientists Prove Smarter People Take More Drugs

“The smarter you are the more drugs you do,” a man covered in glittery, sweat-streaked purple paint announces to the band of doofers lazily sprawled out over his dusty mandala print rug, “it’s got do with evolution.” Everyone in the circle is more interested in the nanganator he’s been babysitting for the last 20 minutes than his […]