Can You Get Herpes From Sharing A Bong?

“Will putting my mouth around this foreign object make me sick?” It’s a question we’ve been asking ever since we climbed down from the trees in search of something to make our day-to-day existences a little less monotonous. If you’re scratching your ape-head wondering how sanitary that communal bong truly is – you’re right to […]

Scientists Prove Smarter People Take More Drugs

“The smarter you are the more drugs you do,” a man covered in glittery, sweat-streaked purple paint announces to the band of doofers lazily sprawled out over his dusty mandala print rug, “it’s got do with evolution.” Everyone in the circle is more interested in the nanganator he’s been babysitting for the last 20 minutes than his […]