Can You Get Herpes From Sharing A Bong?

“Will putting my mouth around this foreign object make me sick?” It’s a question we’ve been asking ever since we climbed down from the trees in search of something to make our day-to-day existences a little less monotonous. If you’re scratching your ape-head wondering how sanitary that communal bong truly is – you’re right to […]

A New Attitude to Drugs in Victoria?

A recent parliamentary report, containing more than 50 recommendations concerning drug laws, could be the first (baby) step towards a revolution regarding the way drug issues are handled in Victoria. Although it’s just hearsay at this point, there are rumours that the proposed changes are what ‘normal society’ would deem as ‘highly controversial’ and what […]

44 Druggie Drivers at Rainbow: What Does This Actually Mean!?

Both the Victoria Police and Rainbow Serpent’s devoted regulars were VERY disappointed with one aspect of this year’s festival: The reckless use of drugs. Today Acting Superintendent Graham Banks said in a media statement about Rainbow Serpent 2018 that it was concerning to see so many people making dangerous choices at the festival, despite repeated […]

Hate Party Drugs? Blame Australia, Not Doofers

Media hysteria and moral panic always surround the growth of emergent subcultures: The doof culture is no exception to this trend. If distilled to nothing more than its most basic elements, dancing and music, doofing is essentially the same as a nightclub, but in the middle of the forest (besides the vibes, music and interaction […]

Scientists Prove Smarter People Take More Drugs

“The smarter you are the more drugs you do,” a man covered in glittery, sweat-streaked purple paint announces to the band of doofers lazily sprawled out over his dusty mandala print rug, “it’s got do with evolution.” Everyone in the circle is more interested in the nanganator he’s been babysitting for the last 20 minutes than his […]